Emilia and I were playing pretend the other day. Suddenly she said, "I'm going to be the doctor now, ok? I'm the doctor so now you hold still while I beat you, ok?"
For the record, our doctor has never beaten or even been rude to the children. Their pediatrician is a wonderfully sweet woman who is ever so kind to all of us. I have NO idea where this came from!------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do you have any idea how much I LOVE it when Audra holds out her arms and says,
"I hold you?"
Absolutely love it.
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Not too long ago, we were having our usual Friday lunch at Grandma's when Micah came running in, a little teary eyed, and said, "I bit the chicken bone and now my tooth hurts." His tooth was already wiggly, so I wasn't too surprised about it. He opened his mouth and I checked out the damage. A little blood, a wiggly tooth. Just what I expected. I wiped up the blood and told him not to worry, that his tooth was already loose and no damage had been done. I reminded him that the tooth had already been loose and would eventually fall out anyway. He said, "Like maybe today?" I wiggled the tooth and said, no, maybe in a week or two. He went out to finish lunch.
Shortly after lunch was over, Micah ran into the living room and said, "Mommy! Mommy! I lost my tooth! It's not in my mouth!"
Me: "Are you serious?!??"
Micah: "No!....I mean, yes! I really lost it!"
Well, long story short--Micah ATE his tooth. What I really meant when I said "a week or two" was "a minute or two." I told my sister that I'm fairly certain that if I had pulled UP on the tooth instead of just wiggling it, it would have come right out. You should have heard the convincing it took to get him to believe that he had actually eaten his tooth. He REALLY didn't want to buy that one.
We left a note in his tooth fairy pillow that read, "Dear Tooth Fairy, At lunch, I accidently ate the tooth I lost." This is Micah's second note to the tooth fairy in as many months. The last one read, "Dear Tooth Fairy, I lost the tooth I lost." When our tooth fairy remembers to come, (s/he appears to be quite a slacker. I'm thinking of writing in to the Tooth Fairy council and requesting a replacement) she is quite gracious as she has always left Micah a coin in exchange for his notes. This time she even wrote him back. It says, "Dear Micah, I love your tooth stories." Micah has put that note in his keepsake box. :)
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On the topic of tooth fairies, I heard this conversation from the backseat the other day...
Micah: Sophie, did you know that when my mom was little the Tooth Fairy brought her QUARTERS?
Sophie: Really?
Micah: Yeah, I guess she must have run out of quarters, though, because I just get these gold coins.