Friday, August 19, 2011

Quotes of the Day

Emilia: I love you, Mommy....but not when you spank me. Then, I just love you a little bit.

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Josiah: SMELL MY FEET--FEAR MY WRATH!!

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Micah: I'm never going to learn to read.

Daddy: Then it will be difficult for you to find a job.

Micah: That's fine with me. I'll just get money out of my bank account.

Daddy: You won't have money in your bank account if you don't work. Plus, you won't be able to drive.

Micah: That's fine. I'll just walk everywhere. Or ride my bike.

Daddy: Do you know how long it would take you to ride your bike to Iowa to see great grandma and grandpa? It would take you about 7 to 10 DAYS.

Micah: That's fine with me. I'm never going to read. I'm just going to be a super spy.