Then Goldilocks Tried the Third Chair...

...and it was just right. Suddenly, there was a loud CRASH! Goldilocks had broken the little chair, and she fell on the floor.



Turns out the Fisher Price Newborn to Toddler Rocker was not made to hold a 200+ pound grown man.

Ah, well. We live and learn.

Ha-ha...no, he wasn't really TRYING to sit in it. He tripped and FELL into it. And this is the end result. Poor sad rocking chair. After making it through 3+ of our kids, you met an untimely end. We'll miss you.

And no, I am not calling John "Goldilocks." We all know he has black hair (though it is becoming more salt and pepper every day.)