Make Way for Baby!!!

To the resident of my belly,

I am formally informing you of your eviction that is to happen within the next 20 hours. I ask that you remove yourself from your current residence and take with you all your belongings. Please clean up before you leave.

The reason for this eviction notice is due to the landlords loss of ankle bones, the inability for waistline expansion and the increase in general aches and pains that have now occurred with stay. Also we are currently having issues with the pumping of your residence and would like to reduce the usage.

Relocation however will allow you increased space for stretching and is ready for you to take up. The new location is fully furnished with all soft items for your comfort and comes with room service at all times. Early relocation from current resident will result in extra hugs and kisses. We thank you for your understanding and look forwards to showering you with love and affection.

Yours Faithfully
Mommy


To the rest of you reading this...
Looks like we're FINALLY going to meet our baby!!! WA-HOOOOOOO!!
PLEASE do not call to check on us as I will be in no condition to talk to anyone and John will be busy helping me. We WILL let you know when baby gets here and gush over how cute and adorable he/she is. :)